從下面這個句子就可以看出英文"同音異義"字是多麼的混淆視聽!

Fuck fucking fucked fucker fucking fuckups fuck fucking fucked fucking fuckup fucking fucker's fuck.

看起來很複雜吧?其實它是一個文法正確的句子喔!

所以，以上的fuck到底有什麼不同的意思呢?

Sentence Contruction/句子結構

總共有11個意思:

1.The exclamation "Fuck!", often used by someone who is angry, scared, shocked, or experiencing intense pleasure or pain.

1."幹"這個驚嘆詞常常被使用於下列幾種情況，例如有人生氣、害怕、驚訝或是感到非常愉悅或是痛苦的時候。

2. The adverb "fucking", which is used two different ways in this sentence. In this first case it is used to enhance an adjective. Example: "That girl is fucking sexy!".

2.而fucking這個形容詞在這個句子則有兩種不同的用法。第一，它是用來強調形容詞，例如:那個女的真他媽的性感!

3. The adjective "fucked", meaning drunk, stoned, or on fire.

3.fucked則是指喝醉的、酩酊大醉的、或著火的。

4. The noun "fucker", meaning "unpleasant person".

4.fucker這個名詞是指討厭的人。

5. The adjective "fucking", used to enhance a noun. Example: "Stop fantasizing about your fucking mum!".

5.而fucking的另一個用法則是用來強調名詞。例如:不要再幻想你他媽的媽媽了。(什麼鬼?)

6. The noun "fuckup", meaning someone who is clumsy and incompetent, and destroys everything they touch. See American.

6.fuckup是個名詞，意指非常笨拙或是無能的人，經常摧毀他們碰到的所有東西。請參見:美國人。

7. The verb "to fuck", meaning "to screw over".

7.fuck這個動詞就是指性交。

8. The adverb "fucking", this time used to enhance a verb. Example: "You fucking killed her!"

8.fucking這次是用來強調動詞。例如:你真他媽的殺了她!

9. The verb "to fuck (up)", meaning "to destroy" or "to ruin".

9.fuck up 這個片語是指破壞、使一蹋糊塗。

10. The verb "to fuck", meaning "to have sexual intercourse with".

10.fuck這個動詞就是指性交。

11. The noun "fuck", meaning the act of sex.

11.這個fuck是名詞，也是性交之意。

Marking each variation of "fuck" with its use as shown above gives:

因此剛剛那些"fuck"的意思都在下面標示出來了:

Fuck¹ fucking² fucked³ fucker⁴ fucking⁵ fuckups⁶ fuck⁷ fucking⁸ fucked⁹ fucking⁵ fuckup⁶ fucking¹⁰fucker's⁴ fuck¹¹. 

Thus, the sentence when parsed reads as follows:

因此，這個句子有以下兩種讀法:(我懶得翻了)

1.Fuck! (The) fucking fucked fucker (whom) fucking fuckups fuck fucking fucked (up the) fucking fuckup-fucking fucker's fuck!

2.Fuck! The fucking fucked fucker (who is fucked by fucking fuckups) fucking fucked up the fucking fucker (who fucks fuckups)'s fuck!

總之它的意思就是:

Oh my god! The very unpleasant drunk man, who is often screwed over by really incompetent people, badly ruined the bloody incompetent-person-shagging man's sexual encounter.

幹!那個討厭的酒鬼(常常被無能的人搞的那個)嚴重破壞了那個極度無能的男人的性交場面。

以上資料全採自於"偽基百科"!!XDD